Upgrade: Movie Review

Fuck you, I'm not watching Solo.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi: Movie Review (Minor Spoilers)

*Note: 'Minor Spoilers' refers to basic plot detail, and information revealed in trailers and other publicly available knowledge, but no actual plot specifics. Continue reading at your own risk.*

It's time for us to take a deep breath and a step back and consider that perhaps bringing Star Wars back wasn't a good idea.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle: Quick Movie Review [Minor Spoilers]

Note: “Minor Spoilers” refers to information revealed in trailers, basic plot points and other publicly available knowledge to be used as talking points. Continue reading at your own risk.

Well… all those Men in Black 2 comparisons were right weren’t they?

IT (2017): Movie Review [Minor Spoilers]

Note: “minor spoilers” refers to basic plot details that may or may not include specific events and features to use as talking points. Continue reading at your own risk.

The old “IT” was terrible and that’s OK.

Logan: Movie Review (Minor Spoilers)

Note: “minor spoilers” includes things such as basic plot details, discussion of reveals in trailers and public media, and basic contextual knowledge, that is to say, stuff we’ve seen in the comics/books/whatever. Read at your own risk.

This turned out to be much better than I expected.

Kong: Skull Island: Movie Review

Minor Spoilers

A B-Movie revival.

Get Out: Movie Review (No Spoilers)

“Social horror” is officially something I can get behind.

Krampus: Quick Review

A movie I missed in 2015, but will now be in my Christmas movie rotation forever.

The Shallows: Quick Review

Originally written on July 8th, 2016 for Tumblr. 

Let’s be 100% honest. 2016 has been one of the worst years for films.

Everybody Wants Some!!: Quick Movie Review

Originally written July 29th, 2016 for Tumblr

This may be the most overrated movie I’ve seen all year.

Suicide Squad: Movie Review

-Spoilers-

Let’s be honest, boys and girls, DC has been fucking up pretty hard lately. Batman V. Superman was trash, pretty much every other trailer for their films look mediocre, and Batman now fucked Batwoman in The Killing Joke. The only thing they really had left was Suicide Squad, the vibrant, weird villain pow-wow about villains being villains and being forced to do good things for even worse people. It’s been getting slammed in the review department, but how is it really?

Sausage Party: Quick Review

I’m not sure what I was expecting.

Don't Breathe: Quick Review

Another year, another small horror movie that gets an insane amount of buzz. Just going to put it out there that I hope this trend doesn’t end for a long while, cause almost every film since Oculus that’s been under this “small indie horror darling” flag has been phenomenal. 

No Country for Old Men: Overrated

Welcome to the overrated movie review, where I take a movie that was given critical praise upon release, and explain why it’s overrated. Strap in and strap on.

I feel so accomplished. I got all my projects done, I caught up on some anime, watched Barton Fink for the first time ever (it was pretty good), and I saw No Country for Old Men (it wasn’t pretty good).

Doctor Strange: Movie Review

A "no spoilers" movie review of the new MCU film, Doctor Strange. Has the MCU gotten old yet, or is the new style enough to carry your ass to a seat?